My mother told me not to talk to strangers....I never talk to myself
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
I don't use drugs....my dreams are frightening enough.
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I
don't know why I'll do it again.
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
You can't scare me - I have children!
Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.
The major cause of auto wrecks is a screw loose in the nut behind
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
BAD COP....NO DONUT!
I believe in getting in hot water....it keeps me clean.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
cease to be amused.
You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT.
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a jerk.
I am the shadow on the moon at night.....filling your dreams to
the brim with fright.
Yea....that was real manly how you shrieked and all.
Men are like toilets....they're either taken or full of shit
If it has tires or testicles then you're going to have trouble
Go for younger men. You might as well because they never grow up
Women don't make fools of men.....most of them are the do-it-yourself
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's because she changes it more
There are a lot of words that you can use to describe men - strong,
caring, loving - of course they'd be wrong - but you could still use them.
When GOD created man...SHE was only joking.